Category Archives: World Cup

Germany 1 England 5 – The Golden Generation Shines Bright

Only the most deluded England fan will tell you that their team can win the World Cup these days. This is as it should be. Continue reading

SEPP BLATTER’S WORLD CUP DIARY

Blatter/Putin love-in

Your Presidents united! And that German frump.

As your humble President, I simply have neither the time nor the inclination to study all the newspaper stories, internet blogs and radio and television reports examining all the tireless work I dedicate to promoting and maintaining soccer as the world’s game.

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SEPP BLATTER’S WORLD CUP DIARY

Blatter and his gilded throne

Your President humbly serving you from His humble seat

WHAT a triumph this World Cup is turning out to be! Continue reading

A BRIEF (URUGUAYAN) HISTORY OF THE WORLD

The Big Bang

What bang? I heard no bang. The evidence is simply not there, not on television, not anywhere. A pop, maybe, or a toot even. But a bang? No bang. Continue reading

LUIS SUAREZ TIMELINE

Luis Suarez and his high performance teeth

Luis Suarez – dental as anything

Luis Suarez – dislike him or hate him, you can’t deny his talent for football and creating controversy. Continue reading